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I think I have new hero. Though I also envy him big time !

An American man from the state of Virginia has to be the most lucky bastard on the face of the Earth. This lucky man will never have to worry about running out of beers for the rest of his life.

Matt Venzke was proclaimed Biggest Beer Enthusiast of America by beer brewer Wynkoop Brewing Co.

The beer brewing company from Colorado awarded the lucky man a lifetime supply of free beer. He is also awarded the opportunity to brew his own flavor of beer at the company.

Venzke assured the press he is not going to be drunk everyday for the rest of his life.  “It is about enjoying all different types and tastes of beer “, Venzke stated.

You can visit  the Wynkoop Beer Co. website here

note: Did you know Wynkoop, or Wijnkoop, means wine buyer in Dutch? Kind of a strange name for a beer brewer, don’t you think?

A murder trial in a London courtroom, Old Bailey to be exact, had to be interrupted for a rather strange reason yesterday. On trial were six youths suspected of murder. The trial was interrupted because of a female jury member being distracted by a man in a mini skirt.

The 37-year-old transsexual Brian Alliban later admitted he had forgotten to cross his legs. The female jury member was disturbed by the fact the the guy also was not wearing any underwear. So she decided to write a memo to the judge to inform him she was not able to pay attention.

The judge paused the session and ordered court police to take Mr. Alliban out of the courtroom.

Brian Alliban, who calls himself Naomi, is scheduled to undergo a sex change operation. ” I am on my way to becoming a woman, but sometimes I am having trouble with my underwear. I was wearing a checkered mini skirt and I didn’t really sit as a woman is supposed to sit. Also the public stage is somewhat higher then the court area. This made people easily look under my skirt,” Alliban later said.

After the short interruption the trial proceeded as planned.

Belgian criminals, posing as cops, have stolen at least 500.000 euros from German senior citizens. The Aken and Eupen Police Departments made this public yesterday.

The fake cops have been operating around the the town of Sankt-Vith, on the Belgian-German border.

Their scheme was the following: not far from the border they intercepted expensive cars with German license plates. Preferably the cars were being driven by seniors. To make the victims pull over they used fake police badges.

This way they regularly intercepted people who had just withdrawn money from banks in Luxemburg. The money would have been there to evade taxes. Then the so called cops would ‘collect’ the money as to investigate it.

The criminals, aged 25 24 and 38, have been in custody since the end of December last year.

As of now the police are investigating thirteen of these cases. They suspect more people have been victimized by the criminal’s scheme, but are too afraid to come forward, out of fear for the fiscal police.

The Finnish Ski Jumpers Association, or whatever you call it, has suspended a ski jumper named Harri Olli for the rest of the sporting year.

The 22-year-old athlete failed to show up an an official party organized by the skiing federation. But what he did not fail to do  was getting wasted that same night. Supposedly he also bored two sports journalists to death with a story about him having sex with two women at the same time ! What a player !

According to the vice president of the Finnish Ski Jumping Federation, or whatever you call it, an athlete has to be on his best behavior at all times. Even when not on the ski slope. This is why he is suspended for such a long time.

Our player, Olli, was a part of the Finnish team that won the silver medal at the last Ski Jumping World Cup.

I think he should get a medal for being a cool drunk !

It appears some British guy is having some extraordinary side effects after taking too much Viagra. He just ate too many of the blue pills for too long.

Now the guy, who had suffered from impotency, can only see blue colors. The guy’s world is one big blue experience.

Viagra’s producer, Pfizer, has admitted that seeing blue is a side effect of eating too many pills in a short time frame. They have told British Newspaper, The Sun.

The unlucky dude, a plumber by trade, admits he has neglected to follow the rules in the patient information leaflet. “I just had way too much fun after a whole year without sex,” he says. But he is regretful of his stupid actions now. ” I would give up all the sex in the world if I could just be able to see a red mailbox again.”

The guy is currently undergoing medical tests. The tests must show if the ‘damage’ will be permanent or not.

read more  @ The Sun