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An American man from the state of Virginia has to be the most lucky bastard on the face of the Earth. This lucky man will never have to worry about running out of beers for the rest of his life.

Matt Venzke was proclaimed Biggest Beer Enthusiast of America by beer brewer Wynkoop Brewing Co.

The beer brewing company from Colorado awarded the lucky man a lifetime supply of free beer. He is also awarded the opportunity to brew his own flavor of beer at the company.

Venzke assured the press he is not going to be drunk everyday for the rest of his life.  “It is about enjoying all different types and tastes of beer “, Venzke stated.

You can visit  the Wynkoop Beer Co. website here

note: Did you know Wynkoop, or Wijnkoop, means wine buyer in Dutch? Kind of a strange name for a beer brewer, don’t you think?

The 36-year-old Hungarian police officer Livia Kovacs has lost her job on the police force. It happened after a fellow police officer had seen her  displaying her ‘acting’ skills in a porn flick.

It wasn’t hard for Mrs. Kovacs to get accustomed to her role in the movie, because she played a dominant female police officer. Her role involved having all kinds of adventures with her baton and handcuffs.

But her superiors in the Hungarian police force were not amused. They have fired her for abusing the uniform. She is also credited to giving the police force bad ‘public relations’.

The porn cop Livia is rather indifferent about the whole situation. “I really don’t care, I am getting a lot of offers to star in more films,” she says.

Hitler was a busy man. But it was never known that the psycho was in fact also a cartoonist.

The tyrant and mass murderer Adolf Hitler has painted Pinocchio and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. At least according to William Hakvaag, conservator of a small Norwegian war museum. The museum is now showing the so called ‘Hitler Paintings’.

According to Hakvaag, four pieces of paper were found behind a water painting of an Alps landscape. They were signed ‘A. Hitler 40′. Hakvaag bought the water painting last year via the Internet from a German man. He paid 200 euros for them.

Hakvaag is assuming Hitler made the three paintings of Snow White and the Pinocchio to impress his girlfriend Eva Braun. They seem to be exact copies of the paintings by American animator Walt Disney.

The Kinepolis movie theater in the Belgian city of Hasselt started showing the movie ‘The Valley of Elah’ two weeks ago. This ofcourse isn’t breaking news. But only after two weeks they found out they were showing the movie backwards.

The Valley of Elah is a drama based on a true story, starring Tommy Lee Jones. ( info on IMDB)

Apparently something went horribly wrong during the assembly of the film. This has caused the visitors to see the ending first. Usually when a film is delivered to a movie theater, the movie is cut in at least two parts. Then it is up to the movie theater to assemble the separate parts into a full movie. But they did it wrong.

The two parts were switched around so the movie-goers saw a very strange movie. Oddly enough, more then 700 people had already seen the flick before some genius thought something was wrong. That genius decided to tell the theater there was something fishy about the movie.

According to Kinepolis Hasselt, everyone who had bought a ticket in the past weeks is encouraged to exchange their old ticket for a new one.

An American gamer form Louisiana ended up in jail after he had dialed a wrong number. The 29-year-old Thomas Ballard had just ended his night of video-gaming when he decided to call his friend about his victories.

Still hyped about his achievements Ballard pressed in the wrong number and was connected to a rather  amazed woman. He then started yelling: “I have killed them all !”.

The woman was shocked, wrote down Ballard’s number and called the police. When the police arrived at the gamer’s residence there was not a single dead body to be found. They soon realized it was all a misunderstanding. All Ballard had intended was to inform his friend about all the ‘bad guys’ he had killed that night, while playing the video game.

Unfortunately for Ballard, he was arrested though. He had neglected to pay a fine he had received 5 years ago. He received that fine for possession of cocaine.