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An American gamer form Louisiana ended up in jail after he had dialed a wrong number. The 29-year-old Thomas Ballard had just ended his night of video-gaming when he decided to call his friend about his victories.

Still hyped about his achievements Ballard pressed in the wrong number and was connected to a rather  amazed woman. He then started yelling: “I have killed them all !”.

The woman was shocked, wrote down Ballard’s number and called the police. When the police arrived at the gamer’s residence there was not a single dead body to be found. They soon realized it was all a misunderstanding. All Ballard had intended was to inform his friend about all the ‘bad guys’ he had killed that night, while playing the video game.

Unfortunately for Ballard, he was arrested though. He had neglected to pay a fine he had received 5 years ago. He received that fine for possession of cocaine.

The national television station  of Turkmenistan had to endure the rage of many viewers last week. A large amount of people who had watched the evening news called the TV the station in anger after they had seen a cockroach,  which was crawling slowly across the desk of the anchorman.

Apparently many viewers has been enjoying their dinners while watching the Turkmenistan evening news. And they were not happy about being treated to a cockroach surprise while they were eating.

In response to the situation, at least thirty employees lost their job at the TV station. Including editors and even directors. Minister of Cultural Affairs Gulmurat Muradov has ordered an internal investigation into the event.

                                              Enjoy your dinner

China announced on Wednesday it will ban Scooby Doo, Bugs Bunny, the Flintstones and other western cartoons from television to protect the Chinese cartoon industry. Chinese news agency Xinhua reported this today.

Starting May 1st all foreign produced animations are banned form Chinese television screens between 5pm and 9pm. Co-productions of Chinese and foreign producers will need a special license to be broadcasted during primetime. 

In 2007 China produced and televised more then 101.900 minutes of animated pictures. This was 23 per cent more then was televised in 2006.

The measures are intended to prevent foreign competition, especially from Japan. Other television shows, like realty TV, are also prohibited from screening during primetime.

The Chinese government further advises TV stations to only broadcast ‘ morally inspiring television shows‘ from now on.

                                                        Bugs Bunny is banned

“John Rambo is a pitiful man and suffers from a mental illness.” This is the official statement of the military junta in Myanmar (Birma). They are ofcourse referring to the new Rambo movie, featuring Sylvester Stallone. In this new episode Rambo goes on a rampage in Myanmar.

The military dictators in the Asian country have ordered all media to publish an article which ridicules the new Rambo flick.

This is reported by Irrawaddy, a prominent newsmagazine reporting news on Myanmar.

In Rambo IV, our hero has to free a group of Christian missionaries who are held hostage by Myanmar troops.

The junta also calls John Rambo a terrorist and a puppet of the American government. “He is a man who never laughs, he is aggressive and plain mad, ” the article says.

Illegal copies of the new Rambo IV are already for sale on the streets of Myanmar.

                            John Rambo, mad puppet who never laughs