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A murder trial in a London courtroom, Old Bailey to be exact, had to be interrupted for a rather strange reason yesterday. On trial were six youths suspected of murder. The trial was interrupted because of a female jury member being distracted by a man in a mini skirt.

The 37-year-old transsexual Brian Alliban later admitted he had forgotten to cross his legs. The female jury member was disturbed by the fact the the guy also was not wearing any underwear. So she decided to write a memo to the judge to inform him she was not able to pay attention.

The judge paused the session and ordered court police to take Mr. Alliban out of the courtroom.

Brian Alliban, who calls himself Naomi, is scheduled to undergo a sex change operation. ” I am on my way to becoming a woman, but sometimes I am having trouble with my underwear. I was wearing a checkered mini skirt and I didn’t really sit as a woman is supposed to sit. Also the public stage is somewhat higher then the court area. This made people easily look under my skirt,” Alliban later said.

After the short interruption the trial proceeded as planned.

The Finnish Ski Jumpers Association, or whatever you call it, has suspended a ski jumper named Harri Olli for the rest of the sporting year.

The 22-year-old athlete failed to show up an an official party organized by the skiing federation. But what he did not fail to do  was getting wasted that same night. Supposedly he also bored two sports journalists to death with a story about him having sex with two women at the same time ! What a player !

According to the vice president of the Finnish Ski Jumping Federation, or whatever you call it, an athlete has to be on his best behavior at all times. Even when not on the ski slope. This is why he is suspended for such a long time.

Our player, Olli, was a part of the Finnish team that won the silver medal at the last Ski Jumping World Cup.

I think he should get a medal for being a cool drunk !

It appears some British guy is having some extraordinary side effects after taking too much Viagra. He just ate too many of the blue pills for too long.

Now the guy, who had suffered from impotency, can only see blue colors. The guy’s world is one big blue experience.

Viagra’s producer, Pfizer, has admitted that seeing blue is a side effect of eating too many pills in a short time frame. They have told British Newspaper, The Sun.

The unlucky dude, a plumber by trade, admits he has neglected to follow the rules in the patient information leaflet. “I just had way too much fun after a whole year without sex,” he says. But he is regretful of his stupid actions now. ” I would give up all the sex in the world if I could just be able to see a red mailbox again.”

The guy is currently undergoing medical tests. The tests must show if the ‘damage’ will be permanent or not.

read more  @ The Sun

The 36-year-old Hungarian police officer Livia Kovacs has lost her job on the police force. It happened after a fellow police officer had seen her  displaying her ‘acting’ skills in a porn flick.

It wasn’t hard for Mrs. Kovacs to get accustomed to her role in the movie, because she played a dominant female police officer. Her role involved having all kinds of adventures with her baton and handcuffs.

But her superiors in the Hungarian police force were not amused. They have fired her for abusing the uniform. She is also credited to giving the police force bad ‘public relations’.

The porn cop Livia is rather indifferent about the whole situation. “I really don’t care, I am getting a lot of offers to star in more films,” she says.

Hitler was a busy man. But it was never known that the psycho was in fact also a cartoonist.

The tyrant and mass murderer Adolf Hitler has painted Pinocchio and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. At least according to William Hakvaag, conservator of a small Norwegian war museum. The museum is now showing the so called ‘Hitler Paintings’.

According to Hakvaag, four pieces of paper were found behind a water painting of an Alps landscape. They were signed ‘A. Hitler 40′. Hakvaag bought the water painting last year via the Internet from a German man. He paid 200 euros for them.

Hakvaag is assuming Hitler made the three paintings of Snow White and the Pinocchio to impress his girlfriend Eva Braun. They seem to be exact copies of the paintings by American animator Walt Disney.