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A viscous anti smoker in Germany became so angry when his girlfriend refused to put out her cigarette, he pulled out a fire extinguisher and covered her and her apartment with white foam.

“At first my colleagues thought a bomb had gone off”, the spokesman for the Bielefeld police department told the press.

The couple was having an argument about the woman’s smoking habits when the man went berserk. After she refused to put out the cigarette he started yelling “torture !”. After this he went on a rampage with the fire extinguisher.

The idiot managed to put out the cigarette, but he couldn’t care less about the damages to the apartment. The man and woman are no longer a couple.

The police in California have arrested a man they suspected of making over 27.000 prank phone calls to the 911 emergency services.  During these calls he treated the emergency workers to bodily noises, murmur and other weird stuff.

When found guilty of these matters, the 45-year-old John Triplette from Hayward, North-California, might be fined for 1.000 dollars and/or receive a 6 to 12 months jail sentence.

Triplette made all his 27.000 calls over the course of nine months time.  It all started with calling in lame jokes in May 2007.  At the height of his idiot adventure he bombarded the Hayward emergency services with 1.327 prank calls in one week.

Triplette has apologized for all the annoying stuff he put the services through. But why did he do it in the first place? ” Because it is a free number “, the jackass said. 

These idiots are asking to be nominated for a Darwin award. They are swimming on top of the Victoria waterfalls. These are located between Zambia and Zimbabwe.

According to Wikipedia these falls are up to 128 meters high. That would make a nice freefall when swimming over the edge.

A woman in Turkey has worked as a medical doctor for ten years without ever having graduated from medical school. Turkish newspapers reported this stunning story on Saturday.

The woman’s family had been putting so much pressure on her to become a doctor that she never had the stomach to tell them she had dropped out of medical school. This made her decide to fake the whole thing.

For years she left home every morning carrying her medical school books with her. After that she faked her M.D. diploma. She even had herself registered as an M.D. at the healthcare registry. After this she worked at various hospitals and health care centers.

Even her husband never knew she wasn’t a real doctor. She had in fact studied all her  medical school books to the letter. This might have allowed her to carry on with her scam for over ten years. 

An Italian guy fled from his wife and took with him his mistress and 55.000 Euros of his family’s savings. He seemed to have disappeared without a trace. But not for long.

One day, the 45-year-old Martino Garibaldi reportedly decided to close his shop and disappear together with his lover. But first he trashed his family’s bank account. Ofcourse this left Mrs. Garibaldo a very angry woman.

Mrs. Garibaldi hired a small army of detectives to track down her cheating husband. The detectives’ efforts were fruitless. But recently a movie-loving friend of the family couldn’t believe his eyes. While watching the movie ” Christmas on a Cruise ” he saw Martino and his lover walking cheerfully across the background of a movie scene.

Now Garibaldi’s wife knew where here cheating husband was hanging out. The movie had been shot in the Dominican Republic. Short time ago Mrs. Garibaldi started a legal procedure to get her stolen money back. It is not known whether she wants her husband back too.

note: this “Christmas on a Cruise” movie is nowhere to be found on IMDB.