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A worker from Stoke, England, was wrongfully arrested by police after they had mistaken his Ipod for a revolver. The 28-year old Darren Nixon was chased down by the cops, while riding the bus from work to his home. Three squad cars were involved.  

The cops  managed to stop Darren close to his home, where they ordered to stick his hands up in the air and pointed their weapons at him. Earlier someone had alarmed the police after seeing Darren trifling his mp3 player. Somehow it had looked like the guy was loading a revolver, while all he was doing is changing the song on his Ipod.

” I did not know what was going on until I removed my ear pieces. One can only imagine what would have happened if I had reached for my Ipod when they charged me “, Darren Nixon later said.

After being handcuffed Darren was taken to the police station. Luckily for him he was allowed to return home after they had taken his fingerprints. 

                                               Deadly weapon

Star football player Cristiano Ronaldo might just hold the record for sending the most expensive sms text message ever.

Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has been fined 8,000 pounds by club boss Sir Alex Ferguson  for constantly sending text messages during training.

The football player was caught sending messages four times during a single training session and coach Ferguson was not impressed, an unknown Manchester United source has revealed.

“The players all respect Sir Alex’s discipline. He is not a man to be messed with,” The Sun quoted the source, as saying.

“ Sir Alex Ferguson and his assistants have been cracking down on it big time recently. They insist that mobiles stay in lockers and should not be used until training is finished.” Sir Alex, 66, has been tightening the screw on players not completely focused during the club’s midweek preparation. And that includes hitting them with on-the-spot 2,000 pound penalties for every offence.

The culprit, Cristiano Ronaldo, biting the dust in earlier times.

 This following story is both hilarious and unbelievable.

A 70-year-old ‘fake’ blind guy saw his career as fraud come to a sudden end last Thursday, an Italian TV station reported.

The ’strikingly nervous’ man refused to show his drivers license to the police. This happened during a routine traffic control close to the town of Spezia in northern Italy. ” When we later checked his medical record we found out we were in for a surprise. We discovered the guy was registered as 100% blind”, a police spokesperson told the station. 

Police later found out that the man had been illegally posing as a blind person for over 40 years. This way he was able to collect a disability pension and numerous other advantages from his former employers. He was arrested as a frauds the same day.

The London Underground, or ‘Tube’, as the Londoners like to call it, has refused to put up posters containing the image of a centuries old painting of Venus. The advertisement posters are intended to inform the travelers about the coming exhibition of German artist Lucas Cranach the Elder. That exhibition will be held in the famous Royal Academy museum in London.

The Venus is a classic painting by Cranach, dating back to around 1530. The refusal by the Underground is ” totally mad “, according to president on the Commission on Culture of the British Parliament, John Wittingdale.

A spokesman of the tube defended the underground’s prudishness :” Millions of people use the underground every day and they have no say in what advertising they see while traveling. The posters would violate the principle that men, women and children should not portrayed in a sexual way.”

How politically correct !

                                               The original Venus de Milo

  Ansar Burney, Pakistan’s Human Rights Minister, announced that he has discovered an Indian spy, who is jailed in Pakistan for over 35 years. Apparently they had forgotten all about him. Kashmir Singh was arrested for espionage in 1973 and received the dead penalty for his actions. The penalty was never carried out. Since then Singh, a father of three, has been locked up in his ‘death row’ cell for at least 23.5 hours a day. All this time he did not even get one visitor, but he was allowed to stretch his legs 30 minutes a day.

The Pakistani Minister told that he was able to track down the unfortunate man after being tipped off by the Indian community in London. President Musharraf has expressed his ’shock and disbelief’ after he found out about the situation. He also told that mister Singh will be released from jail very soon.

At this moment mister Kashmir Singh is said to be ‘mentally ill’ and effort are being made to track down his family in India.

Since Pakistan and India became independent countries in 1947 they have fought three wars together. Careful peace negotiations were started in 2004. Recently they even carried out a prisoner swap. The prisoners were mostly fishermen, who had strayed into ‘enemy’ territorial waters and were detained.