HugeMistakes.com

A murder trial in a London courtroom, Old Bailey to be exact, had to be interrupted for a rather strange reason yesterday. On trial were six youths suspected of murder. The trial was interrupted because of a female jury member being distracted by a man in a mini skirt.

The 37-year-old transsexual Brian Alliban later admitted he had forgotten to cross his legs. The female jury member was disturbed by the fact the the guy also was not wearing any underwear. So she decided to write a memo to the judge to inform him she was not able to pay attention.

The judge paused the session and ordered court police to take Mr. Alliban out of the courtroom.

Brian Alliban, who calls himself Naomi, is scheduled to undergo a sex change operation. ” I am on my way to becoming a woman, but sometimes I am having trouble with my underwear. I was wearing a checkered mini skirt and I didn’t really sit as a woman is supposed to sit. Also the public stage is somewhat higher then the court area. This made people easily look under my skirt,” Alliban later said.

After the short interruption the trial proceeded as planned.

Belgian criminals, posing as cops, have stolen at least 500.000 euros from German senior citizens. The Aken and Eupen Police Departments made this public yesterday.

The fake cops have been operating around the the town of Sankt-Vith, on the Belgian-German border.

Their scheme was the following: not far from the border they intercepted expensive cars with German license plates. Preferably the cars were being driven by seniors. To make the victims pull over they used fake police badges.

This way they regularly intercepted people who had just withdrawn money from banks in Luxemburg. The money would have been there to evade taxes. Then the so called cops would ‘collect’ the money as to investigate it.

The criminals, aged 25 24 and 38, have been in custody since the end of December last year.

As of now the police are investigating thirteen of these cases. They suspect more people have been victimized by the criminal’s scheme, but are too afraid to come forward, out of fear for the fiscal police.

The 36-year-old Hungarian police officer Livia Kovacs has lost her job on the police force. It happened after a fellow police officer had seen her  displaying her ‘acting’ skills in a porn flick.

It wasn’t hard for Mrs. Kovacs to get accustomed to her role in the movie, because she played a dominant female police officer. Her role involved having all kinds of adventures with her baton and handcuffs.

But her superiors in the Hungarian police force were not amused. They have fired her for abusing the uniform. She is also credited to giving the police force bad ‘public relations’.

The porn cop Livia is rather indifferent about the whole situation. “I really don’t care, I am getting a lot of offers to star in more films,” she says.

A Japanese man started having severe pains in his stomach after he had eaten a hamburger. When he looked in the hamburger’s bag, he found a centimeter long fish hook in it. Japanese police announced this last Sunday.

The guy was rushed to a hospital and after some tests the doctors found a second fish hook in the man’s small intestine.

He has decided to file a formal complaint against the evening store where his mother bought the hamburger. The evening store chain has immediately stopped selling these hamburgers. They also started an investigation into the issue.

This case is just one of many food scandals happening in Japan lately. Just recently hundreds of Japanese fell ill after they had eaten imported noodles from China. It is suspected these needles had pesticides in them.

                                                                 Bon appetit !

Starting in March, police dogs in the German city of Dusseldorf will be issued special patrol boots. The boots are intended to protect their paws during patrols. It is not unusual that their paws  get hurt by stepping into broken glass.

“Little accidents like this happen a lot, especially during large events,” a Dusseldorf police spokesman told the German press.

The police found appropriate dog shoes in the United States. The boots will be of light blue color and will be tested during the coming weeks.