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Wife breaks into prison to ‘do’ husband

February 23, 2008 By: Bolkie Category: funny, idiot, odd, police, stupid, weird No Comments →

 

jail cell A woman was reportedly caught after breaking into a jail to have sex with her husband. It all took place in England.

She must really love him.

The wife sneaked into Standford Hill open prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of Sunday, according to The Sun.

But she was caught by a guard in the grounds as she tried to leave. An inquiry into the security breach is under way.

The Sun’s source said: “She got in by climbing over a fence and her husband was waiting for her.

“He took her into to his cell for a romp and she left a short while later. A few people knew about it. Then while she was trying to leave she was spotted.

“She stood out because she was the only woman in an all-male jail!”

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Belgian movie theater shows movie backwards

February 22, 2008 By: Bolkie Category: entertainment, funny, odd, stupid 1 Comment →

 

filmrol The Kinepolis movie theater in the Belgian city of Hasselt started showing the movie ‘The Valley of Elah’ two weeks ago. This ofcourse isn’t breaking news. But only after two weeks they found out they were showing the movie backwards.

The Valley of Elah is a drama based on a true story, starring Tommy Lee Jones. ( info on IMDB)

Apparently something went horribly wrong during the assembly of the film. This has caused the visitors to see the ending first. Usually when a film is delivered to a movie theater, the movie is cut in at least two parts. Then it is up to the movie theater to assemble the separate parts into a full movie. But they did it wrong.

The two parts were switched around so the movie-goers saw a very strange movie. Oddly enough, more then 700 people had already seen the flick before some genius thought something was wrong. That genius decided to tell the theater there was something fishy about the movie.

According to Kinepolis Hasselt, everyone who had bought a ticket in the past weeks is encouraged to exchange their old ticket for a new one.

Sleeping pilots miss destination airport

February 22, 2008 By: Bolkie Category: emergency, funny, odd, stupid No Comments →

 

The American FAA, or Federal Aviation Administration, is investigating a report that two pilots fell asleep during a domestic flight and flew right past the destination airport.

This is supposed to have happened during a flight from Honolulu to Hilo, both in the state of Hawaii, last Wednesday.

To the amazement of the air traffic controllers the airplane did not start the landing procedures when it was scheduled to make its planned landing. All attempts to make radio contact with the airplane’s cockpit kept failing for over 20 minutes.

The local officials suspect both pilots fell asleep during the flight and have asked for an investigation from by FAA.

A spokesman from the airplane’s airline, GO! Airlines, was fast to declare that the pilots were having technical difficulties with their radio equipment. This prevented them from sending any messages to air traffic control.

                              Go_ Airlines

                                   Dude, wake up ! We need to take off !

Gamer jailed after calling wrong number

February 22, 2008 By: Bolkie Category: emergency, entertainment, funny, idiot, odd, police, stupid No Comments →

 

nescontroller An American gamer form Louisiana ended up in jail after he had dialed a wrong number. The 29-year-old Thomas Ballard had just ended his night of video-gaming when he decided to call his friend about his victories.

Still hyped about his achievements Ballard pressed in the wrong number and was connected to a rather  amazed woman. He then started yelling: “I have killed them all !”.

The woman was shocked, wrote down Ballard’s number and called the police. When the police arrived at the gamer’s residence there was not a single dead body to be found. They soon realized it was all a misunderstanding. All Ballard had intended was to inform his friend about all the ‘bad guys’ he had killed that night, while playing the video game.

Unfortunately for Ballard, he was arrested though. He had neglected to pay a fine he had received 5 years ago. He received that fine for possession of cocaine.

Thank you for not smoking (during your wedding night) !

February 21, 2008 By: Bolkie Category: funny, medicine, odd, sad, stupid, weird No Comments →

 

no_smoking An Italian woman is finally allowed to divorce her husband. But it took her ten long years of legal battles to achieve this. It all went horribly wrong during the wedding night. The woman was shocked when her new husband decided to smoke a joint in bed. This made her very upset.

Now, after ten years, the court in Salerno has finally annulled their marriage. The woman explained to the judge how shocked she was about her husband’s cannabis use. Before they got married he had told her that he had never touched any  kind of drugs before. This ofcourse turned out to be a lie.

This is why, after this ten year long legal battle, the judge ruled in the woman’s favor.

“The wife was raised in a very conservative family and all she ever wanted was her husband to be honest to her,” said judge Angelo Rossi to motivate his ruling.