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A murder trial in a London courtroom, Old Bailey to be exact, had to be interrupted for a rather strange reason yesterday. On trial were six youths suspected of murder. The trial was interrupted because of a female jury member being distracted by a man in a mini skirt.

The 37-year-old transsexual Brian Alliban later admitted he had forgotten to cross his legs. The female jury member was disturbed by the fact the the guy also was not wearing any underwear. So she decided to write a memo to the judge to inform him she was not able to pay attention.

The judge paused the session and ordered court police to take Mr. Alliban out of the courtroom.

Brian Alliban, who calls himself Naomi, is scheduled to undergo a sex change operation. ” I am on my way to becoming a woman, but sometimes I am having trouble with my underwear. I was wearing a checkered mini skirt and I didn’t really sit as a woman is supposed to sit. Also the public stage is somewhat higher then the court area. This made people easily look under my skirt,” Alliban later said.

After the short interruption the trial proceeded as planned.

Jane Illie, a 58-year-old teacher from Craiova, Romania, got so sick and tired of one of his student’s behavior, he decided to shoot his pupil. Illie shot the 15-year-old student in the hand.

The teacher wanted to teach the student a lesson, literally. According to his classmates, this was because he called a girl in the class a ‘goat’.  Jane Illie reportedly said: “Do I have to slap you, or do I have to shoot you?”.

The Craiova teacher decided to do the latter and shot the student in the hand with a rubber bullet.

The Craiova High School has suspended the teacher. Even after he declared to have shot the student by mistake.

Jane Illie was in possession of a valid license for the firearm.

“John Rambo is a pitiful man and suffers from a mental illness.” This is the official statement of the military junta in Myanmar (Birma). They are ofcourse referring to the new Rambo movie, featuring Sylvester Stallone. In this new episode Rambo goes on a rampage in Myanmar.

The military dictators in the Asian country have ordered all media to publish an article which ridicules the new Rambo flick.

This is reported by Irrawaddy, a prominent newsmagazine reporting news on Myanmar.

In Rambo IV, our hero has to free a group of Christian missionaries who are held hostage by Myanmar troops.

The junta also calls John Rambo a terrorist and a puppet of the American government. “He is a man who never laughs, he is aggressive and plain mad, ” the article says.

Illegal copies of the new Rambo IV are already for sale on the streets of Myanmar.

                            John Rambo, mad puppet who never laughs

A viscous anti smoker in Germany became so angry when his girlfriend refused to put out her cigarette, he pulled out a fire extinguisher and covered her and her apartment with white foam.

“At first my colleagues thought a bomb had gone off”, the spokesman for the Bielefeld police department told the press.

The couple was having an argument about the woman’s smoking habits when the man went berserk. After she refused to put out the cigarette he started yelling “torture !”. After this he went on a rampage with the fire extinguisher.

The idiot managed to put out the cigarette, but he couldn’t care less about the damages to the apartment. The man and woman are no longer a couple.