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Belgian criminals, posing as cops, have stolen at least 500.000 euros from German senior citizens. The Aken and Eupen Police Departments made this public yesterday.

The fake cops have been operating around the the town of Sankt-Vith, on the Belgian-German border.

Their scheme was the following: not far from the border they intercepted expensive cars with German license plates. Preferably the cars were being driven by seniors. To make the victims pull over they used fake police badges.

This way they regularly intercepted people who had just withdrawn money from banks in Luxemburg. The money would have been there to evade taxes. Then the so called cops would ‘collect’ the money as to investigate it.

The criminals, aged 25 24 and 38, have been in custody since the end of December last year.

As of now the police are investigating thirteen of these cases. They suspect more people have been victimized by the criminal’s scheme, but are too afraid to come forward, out of fear for the fiscal police.

The Finnish Ski Jumpers Association, or whatever you call it, has suspended a ski jumper named Harri Olli for the rest of the sporting year.

The 22-year-old athlete failed to show up an an official party organized by the skiing federation. But what he did not fail to do  was getting wasted that same night. Supposedly he also bored two sports journalists to death with a story about him having sex with two women at the same time ! What a player !

According to the vice president of the Finnish Ski Jumping Federation, or whatever you call it, an athlete has to be on his best behavior at all times. Even when not on the ski slope. This is why he is suspended for such a long time.

Our player, Olli, was a part of the Finnish team that won the silver medal at the last Ski Jumping World Cup.

I think he should get a medal for being a cool drunk !

It appears some British guy is having some extraordinary side effects after taking too much Viagra. He just ate too many of the blue pills for too long.

Now the guy, who had suffered from impotency, can only see blue colors. The guy’s world is one big blue experience.

Viagra’s producer, Pfizer, has admitted that seeing blue is a side effect of eating too many pills in a short time frame. They have told British Newspaper, The Sun.

The unlucky dude, a plumber by trade, admits he has neglected to follow the rules in the patient information leaflet. “I just had way too much fun after a whole year without sex,” he says. But he is regretful of his stupid actions now. ” I would give up all the sex in the world if I could just be able to see a red mailbox again.”

The guy is currently undergoing medical tests. The tests must show if the ‘damage’ will be permanent or not.

read more  @ The Sun

The 36-year-old Hungarian police officer Livia Kovacs has lost her job on the police force. It happened after a fellow police officer had seen her  displaying her ‘acting’ skills in a porn flick.

It wasn’t hard for Mrs. Kovacs to get accustomed to her role in the movie, because she played a dominant female police officer. Her role involved having all kinds of adventures with her baton and handcuffs.

But her superiors in the Hungarian police force were not amused. They have fired her for abusing the uniform. She is also credited to giving the police force bad ‘public relations’.

The porn cop Livia is rather indifferent about the whole situation. “I really don’t care, I am getting a lot of offers to star in more films,” she says.

A Japanese man started having severe pains in his stomach after he had eaten a hamburger. When he looked in the hamburger’s bag, he found a centimeter long fish hook in it. Japanese police announced this last Sunday.

The guy was rushed to a hospital and after some tests the doctors found a second fish hook in the man’s small intestine.

He has decided to file a formal complaint against the evening store where his mother bought the hamburger. The evening store chain has immediately stopped selling these hamburgers. They also started an investigation into the issue.

This case is just one of many food scandals happening in Japan lately. Just recently hundreds of Japanese fell ill after they had eaten imported noodles from China. It is suspected these needles had pesticides in them.

                                                                 Bon appetit !