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The Finnish Ski Jumpers Association, or whatever you call it, has suspended a ski jumper named Harri Olli for the rest of the sporting year.

The 22-year-old athlete failed to show up an an official party organized by the skiing federation. But what he did not fail to do  was getting wasted that same night. Supposedly he also bored two sports journalists to death with a story about him having sex with two women at the same time ! What a player !

According to the vice president of the Finnish Ski Jumping Federation, or whatever you call it, an athlete has to be on his best behavior at all times. Even when not on the ski slope. This is why he is suspended for such a long time.

Our player, Olli, was a part of the Finnish team that won the silver medal at the last Ski Jumping World Cup.

I think he should get a medal for being a cool drunk !

It appears some British guy is having some extraordinary side effects after taking too much Viagra. He just ate too many of the blue pills for too long.

Now the guy, who had suffered from impotency, can only see blue colors. The guy’s world is one big blue experience.

Viagra’s producer, Pfizer, has admitted that seeing blue is a side effect of eating too many pills in a short time frame. They have told British Newspaper, The Sun.

The unlucky dude, a plumber by trade, admits he has neglected to follow the rules in the patient information leaflet. “I just had way too much fun after a whole year without sex,” he says. But he is regretful of his stupid actions now. ” I would give up all the sex in the world if I could just be able to see a red mailbox again.”

The guy is currently undergoing medical tests. The tests must show if the ‘damage’ will be permanent or not.

read more  @ The Sun

The 36-year-old Hungarian police officer Livia Kovacs has lost her job on the police force. It happened after a fellow police officer had seen her  displaying her ‘acting’ skills in a porn flick.

It wasn’t hard for Mrs. Kovacs to get accustomed to her role in the movie, because she played a dominant female police officer. Her role involved having all kinds of adventures with her baton and handcuffs.

But her superiors in the Hungarian police force were not amused. They have fired her for abusing the uniform. She is also credited to giving the police force bad ‘public relations’.

The porn cop Livia is rather indifferent about the whole situation. “I really don’t care, I am getting a lot of offers to star in more films,” she says.

A Japanese man started having severe pains in his stomach after he had eaten a hamburger. When he looked in the hamburger’s bag, he found a centimeter long fish hook in it. Japanese police announced this last Sunday.

The guy was rushed to a hospital and after some tests the doctors found a second fish hook in the man’s small intestine.

He has decided to file a formal complaint against the evening store where his mother bought the hamburger. The evening store chain has immediately stopped selling these hamburgers. They also started an investigation into the issue.

This case is just one of many food scandals happening in Japan lately. Just recently hundreds of Japanese fell ill after they had eaten imported noodles from China. It is suspected these needles had pesticides in them.

                                                                 Bon appetit !

Last week we posted this news item about nobody getting killed by sharks anymore nowadays:

Nobody get killed by sharks anymore ?

But today it was made public that an Austrian man was killed by shark. The attack took place off the coast of Florida in the United States.

This was reported by the Austrian Press Agency.

The 49 year old diver died some time later in the hospital, because of the wounds he had received during the shark attack.

The attack took place on Sunday. The man was taking part in a tourist diving expedition. Part of the expedition was seeing bull sharks in their natural habitat.

                                                     a bull shark