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A woman was reportedly caught after breaking into a jail to have sex with her husband. It all took place in England.

She must really love him.

The wife sneaked into Standford Hill open prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of Sunday, according to The Sun.

But she was caught by a guard in the grounds as she tried to leave. An inquiry into the security breach is under way.

The Sun’s source said: “She got in by climbing over a fence and her husband was waiting for her.

“He took her into to his cell for a romp and she left a short while later. A few people knew about it. Then while she was trying to leave she was spotted.

“She stood out because she was the only woman in an all-male jail!”

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Trying to pick up chicks in religious Saudi Arabia is a Huge Mistake.

The religious police in the Muslim nation has arrested 57 young men who had flirted with girls in a Mall in the holy city of Mecca.

A Saudi newspaper reported this today.

Among other things, the culprits are guilty of ” wearing improper clothing, dancing and playing loud music.” Cannot have people dancing in a mall, now can we?

This can be read in a statement by powerful Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice.

The religious police, or Muttawa, are considered to be the guardians of the ultraconservative Sharia laws. If you do the crime, these guys make sure you do the time.  One of their most demanding tasks is to keep the male population strictly separated from the female population, as demanded by law.

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The Kinepolis movie theater in the Belgian city of Hasselt started showing the movie ‘The Valley of Elah’ two weeks ago. This ofcourse isn’t breaking news. But only after two weeks they found out they were showing the movie backwards.

The Valley of Elah is a drama based on a true story, starring Tommy Lee Jones. ( info on IMDB)

Apparently something went horribly wrong during the assembly of the film. This has caused the visitors to see the ending first. Usually when a film is delivered to a movie theater, the movie is cut in at least two parts. Then it is up to the movie theater to assemble the separate parts into a full movie. But they did it wrong.

The two parts were switched around so the movie-goers saw a very strange movie. Oddly enough, more then 700 people had already seen the flick before some genius thought something was wrong. That genius decided to tell the theater there was something fishy about the movie.

According to Kinepolis Hasselt, everyone who had bought a ticket in the past weeks is encouraged to exchange their old ticket for a new one.

I found a hilarious news item on Yahoo! today :

Authorities say a man drove a stolen car to the Anderson County Sheriff’s Office to demand the return of nearly $2,000 officers seized from him during a drug arrest last June.

Authorities say Chambers was charged with possession of a stolen automobile, driving under suspension and a tag violation.

Deputies said after they told Charles Chambers, 36, to leave Tuesday afternoon, an officer noticed he got into a car that matched the description of a vehicle stolen about three hours earlier.

Another officer pulled the man over and told him to stop the car. The officer said Chambers stuck a screwdriver in the ignition to shut it off because the vehicle’s key switch had been removed.

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What a moron !

The American FAA, or Federal Aviation Administration, is investigating a report that two pilots fell asleep during a domestic flight and flew right past the destination airport.

This is supposed to have happened during a flight from Honolulu to Hilo, both in the state of Hawaii, last Wednesday.

To the amazement of the air traffic controllers the airplane did not start the landing procedures when it was scheduled to make its planned landing. All attempts to make radio contact with the airplane’s cockpit kept failing for over 20 minutes.

The local officials suspect both pilots fell asleep during the flight and have asked for an investigation from by FAA.

A spokesman from the airplane’s airline, GO! Airlines, was fast to declare that the pilots were having technical difficulties with their radio equipment. This prevented them from sending any messages to air traffic control.

                                   Dude, wake up ! We need to take off !